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Crime Scene Christmas Sweater – Funny “Do Not Cross, Ongoing Investigation” Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt | True Crime Holiday Sweater for Mystery Lovers

Crime Scene Christmas Sweater – Funny “Do Not Cross, Ongoing Investigation” Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt | True Crime Holiday Sweater for Mystery Lovers

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Step into the holidays with a twist of true crime humor!
Our “Do Not Cross – Ongoing Investigation” Ugly Christmas Sweater is perfect for crime show addicts, detectives at heart, or anyone who loves a good whodunit with their hot cocoa.

This red knit-style sweatshirt features a festive Christmas tree wrapped in crime scene tape and surrounded by snowflakes—because even Santa can’t escape an ongoing investigation!

Perfect for:

  • Crime Show Marathons & Holiday Parties

  • Ugly Sweater Contests (You’ll steal the spotlight!)

  • Gifting your favorite detective, CSI fan, or mystery podcaster

Details:

  • Unisex fit — cozy, soft, and made for comfort

  • Premium print designed to last

  • Vibrant red with classic knitted-look snowflakes and borders

  • Sizes: S-3XL

  • Machine washable, wrinkle-resistant

 

Why You’ll Love It:
Because Christmas should be merry, mysterious, and just a bit suspicious.

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