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Crime Show Christmas Sweater • Murderous Little Christmas Sweatshirt • Funny True Crime Holiday Sweater • Dark Humor Xmas Gift

Crime Show Christmas Sweater • Murderous Little Christmas Sweatshirt • Funny True Crime Holiday Sweater • Dark Humor Xmas Gift

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 Deck the halls with chalk outlines and crime scene tape!

This hilarious “Have Yourself a Murderous Little Christmas” holiday sweater blends classic festive charm with crime-show humor for a one-of-a-kind Christmas look.

Featuring a crime-scene chalk outline surrounded by candy canes, evidence markers, gifts, and CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS tape — all on a cozy green knit-style background — this sweater is perfect for true crime fans, murder mystery lovers, and anyone who likes their Christmas with a side of dark humor.

Perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, crime-themed gatherings, student forensics groups, or gifting to your favorite detective-obsessed friend.

🎁 Perfect For:
• True crime fans & podcast addicts
• Thriller / mystery lovers
• Forensic science enthusiasts
• Ugly Christmas sweater contests
• Office parties & holiday events
• Unique gag gifts

Features:
• Unisex fit — soft, warm, and cozy
• Bright full-color festive design
• Crime-scene themed graphics
• Knit-style borders & snowflakes
• Available in multiple sizes

Have yourself a merry and slightly murderous little Christmas!

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